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[ the gift that arrives on the twenty-third of december is very clearly a bottle of something, and it arrives at his doorstep in down housing simply because she doesn't know where else to deliver it. she's there and gone before he'll even know it happened, but a quick knock will also be heard.

a small note is attached to the bottle. ]

Billy -

I'd say welcome back, but this place really isn't the greatest unless you're into sex, booze, and not giving a shit about-- [ there's a faux scribble over some nonsense words. ] -- just kidding. I know that's totally your thing, but when you realize what really goes on around here, you'll see. Anyway, I'm glad to see you more because waking up to you being gone kinda sucked. If you need anything at all, find me.

Merry Christmas,
Hope

Edited 2022-12-24 01:53 (UTC)

fair warning babe
im coming home real horny

Image.jpeg can’t sleep. come wear me out.

I also have it in white, which do you prefer?

[ there's a photo attached to the message. ]

photo

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"I'm not taking it personal, you cunt." Homelander's the one calling him heavy. Not that it's making Butcher move just yet. Instead, he's leaning in for another searing kiss.

"You ruining the bloody moment though."

I thought I had finally gotten rid of you and that nazi lover.

[It's not even the original message, as the original had ended up misfired to the wrong person, but it will have to do. Look, it's nearly a welcome back, right? At least, for Kimiko to Butcher.]

YOU'VE BEEN BLASTED BY THE

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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN BOMBED, YOU HAVE TO BOMB 8 OTHER PEOPLE! IF YOU GET BOMBED AGAIN YOULL KNOW YOUR REALLY SEXY!!1 IF YOU DIFFUSE THE SEX BOMB CHAIN, YOULL SUFFER A VERY UNSEXY BRAIN INJURY! BOMB WHOEVER YOU THINK IS SEXY!!

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Too many to name, love.

And not enough in the fun way

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Well, mate, it could be yours for one teeny, tiny fee.

Wouldn't say no to a repeat of our last meet up.

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Not so much as a complaint.

Just a wish to see it in person one day.

Kind of fucked up they're posting our photos though.

Edited 2023-09-04 08:02 (UTC)

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Well, won't say no if you'd like a do-over...

Edited 2023-09-04 08:03 (UTC)

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Oi--

[He does try to warn her at least, but it's a tad too late. They're stuck under the bloody plant now and he has no doubt they're going to feel that sway soon enough. There's a stiff grin and a brief chuckle. Well--]

Could've gotten a worse partner, that's for sure.

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Oi, you can't watch where you're walking?

[He can't not give him a little shit now that they're both under the red fucking plant. His eyes linger for a moment on the other man before he crosses his arms.]

Suppose we're doing this.

Edited 2023-12-14 18:12 (UTC)

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What can I say? Maybe I'm a glutton...

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[That's kind of fucking cute, actually...]

See, love, now you've got me thinking I might not be a classy enough bloke for those kinds of texts.

continued!

[Butcher's discarded his usual trench coat, at least, but he's still clad in his usual Hawaiian style shirt that's half-unbuttoned. He flashes a grin when he gets the door, motioning the man come in.]

Sure, wouldn't say no to a smoke. Go on, get yourself comfortable, lad.

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... Now? Here.

[Look, here's a nice little address to a motel.]

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Course I told you before... I'm not a bloody idiot.

Well, figure we could spice it up with a few other things along the way. I'll make sure you and your golden pussy won't even want to climb out of bed come morning.

[He doesn't like Butcher or anything, but he does like to try and meddle in people's business. A very elegantly wrapped box shows up on his stoop with a bottle of very good scotch and one glass. And a note.]

Share this with the guy who got the other glass.

[ His gift is different given there's no need to deliver it physically. However, a few presents are for him under the sparkling tree in the main sitting room.

They are neatly wrapped in deep red paper and include a bottle of scotch, a few decent cigars, a cologne bottle with a spiced and earthy tone, and a charcoal gray button-down shirt.

There is no card but a festive picture is included with a message:

"Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, William! Elle 💗" ]

several cookies left like this on his doorstep addressed to "fucking cocksucker," in French.

a holiday delivery; december 23rd

un: midsexter (misfire)

text; un canary (misfire)

text; un: fangsarefun

un: sparkletrash (misfire)

a farewell ; superdick

text; un: notaweapon

Text | un: lushmage

fibber overflow | @makeitpink